Can we talk about how every time I try to park, it feels like I’m preparing for the Olympics? Like, why is there always that one random car that thinks it’s a good idea to occupy two spaces at a crowded mall? I’m over here trying to channel my inner NASCAR driver to get into a spot that clearly requires the skills of a trained acrobat. Meanwhile, I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon and the onl...
I’m at that point in my life where my fridge has more expired food than actual groceries, and I’m still pretending I’m a functioning adult. I mean, how am I expected to meal prep when the only thing I can successfully cook is instant noodles? At this rate, my future kids are gonna think "cereal for dinner" is a five-star cuisine. Anyone else just winging it like we’re in a reality show no one sign...
So the other day, I thought I was being smooth and decided to take my crush out for ice cream. Pretty classic, right? Well, turns out, I didn’t check the weather and it was like 90 degrees outside. I ended up with ice cream everywhere—my shirt, my hands, even my face. I looked like I lost a battle with a sundae. Meanwhile, my crush was just too nice to stop giggling. Honestly, I can’t tell if I was trying to impress them or provide the evening’s entertainment. I guess I’ll stick to Netflix for dating... at least the only mess is popcorn.
So the other day, I thought I was being smooth and decided to take my crush out for ice cream. Pretty classic, right? Well, turns out, I didn’t check the weather and it was like 90 degrees outside. I ended up with ice cream everywhere—my shirt, my hands, even my face. I looked like I lost a battle with a sundae. Meanwhile, my crush was just too nice to stop giggling. Honestly, I can’t tell if I was trying to impress them or provide the evening’s entertainment. I guess I’ll stick to Netflix for dating... at least the only mess is popcorn.
I used to think I was a die-hard bookworm until I realized my biggest achievement was finishing a 500-page novel... but only because I was avoiding social interaction. I mean, who needs actual friends when you can invest hours debating whether the protagonist would choose a cat or a dog as a sidekick? But honestly, nothing hits harder than the realization that my love for books is just a fancy exc...