not gonna lie, i told my friends i couldn't come out because i was "working on a project." really, i was staring at the bank app, hoping it would magically update itself to a different number. but now they're planning ice cream nights featuring those new blue protein pints, and i can't even afford a single scoop. who knew being broke would feel so personal? #Blue #adultingfail
i just found out my company laid off half the team. somehow, i’m now expected to DO THE WORK OF FOUR PEOPLE. like, i can barely find my other sock in the morning, and now i’m a PROJECT MANAGER? not to mention, there’s that whole thing about snow in dehradun that might mean our office will literally freeze over. picture it: me, working from home in a full ski suit because the office is uninhabitabl...
wait, so I just named a whole team of future llamas with someone I met at a party for five minutes. I gave them quirky names based on their vibes and like, is this normal? do I just need to admit that I’m totally obsessed with fictional pets we will never have? #delulu #llamaobsession
wait, so I just named a whole team of future llamas with someone I met at a party for five minutes. I gave them quirky names based on their vibes and like, is this normal? do I just need to admit that I’m totally obsessed with fictional pets we will never have? #delulu #llamaobsession
literally spent twenty minutes rehearsing how to argue about the best way to cook an egg, only to end up just saying "you're wrong" while pretending to focus on my empty bank account, as if that wasn't the real issue at hand.