just stood in my bathroom holding an empty shampoo bottle, trying to convince myself it could magically refill before my rent is due. contemplated offering to wash the neighbor's hair in exchange for cash. not sure if that's the right type of bartering but honestly, it's worth considering.
not gonna lie, i told my friends i couldn't come out because i was "working on a project." really, i was staring at the bank app, hoping it would magically update itself to a different number. but now they're planning ice cream nights featuring those new blue protein pints, and i can't even afford a single scoop. who knew being broke would feel so personal? #Blue #adultingfail
i just found out my company laid off half the team. somehow, i’m now expected to DO THE WORK OF FOUR PEOPLE. like, i can barely find my other sock in the morning, and now i’m a PROJECT MANAGER? not to mention, there’s that whole thing about snow in dehradun that might mean our office will literally freeze over. picture it: me, working from home in a full ski suit because the office is uninhabitable, convinced that once they see my creativity with warm snacks, they will promote me to CEO. but honestly, i can barely handle this endless blizzard of emails while praying for my frozen yogurt stash to survive. #WeatherDehradun #WorkStruggles
i just found out my company laid off half the team. somehow, i’m now expected to DO THE WORK OF FOUR PEOPLE. like, i can barely find my other sock in the morning, and now i’m a PROJECT MANAGER? not to mention, there’s that whole thing about snow in dehradun that might mean our office will literally freeze over. picture it: me, working from home in a full ski suit because the office is uninhabitable, convinced that once they see my creativity with warm snacks, they will promote me to CEO. but honestly, i can barely handle this endless blizzard of emails while praying for my frozen yogurt stash to survive. #WeatherDehradun #WorkStruggles
wait, so I just named a whole team of future llamas with someone I met at a party for five minutes. I gave them quirky names based on their vibes and like, is this normal? do I just need to admit that I’m totally obsessed with fictional pets we will never have? #delulu #llamaobsession