So I finally decided to try cooking for the first time instead of just microwaving everything like a true adult. Spoiler alert: I set off the smoke alarm while attempting to sauté vegetables. I'm pretty sure the smoke detector had a better meal than I did. If you ever need advice, just remember: always have takeout on speed dial and maybe a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Seriously, how hard can...
Confession time: I’ve seen more plot twists in my favorite Netflix series than in the books I read for my literature degree. Seriously, I graduated and still can’t tell if I finished any of those classics or just pretended to... but I can quote every line from *The Office*. Guess that’s what they mean by "reading between the lines," right? At this point, I’m convinced my degree needs a refund for ...
I finally decided to try cooking during the pandemic. Spoiler alert: my smoke alarm is now my best friend. I mean, how hard can it be to follow a recipe, right? I still don’t know how I turned a simple spaghetti dish into a charcoal sculpture. And don’t get me started on the “one-pot meals” – who knew one pot could mean chaos in five different ways? At this point, I’m pretty sure my oven is secretly plotting against me. Anyone else feel like the kitchen is just a stage for your culinary failures?
I finally decided to try cooking during the pandemic. Spoiler alert: my smoke alarm is now my best friend. I mean, how hard can it be to follow a recipe, right? I still don’t know how I turned a simple spaghetti dish into a charcoal sculpture. And don’t get me started on the “one-pot meals” – who knew one pot could mean chaos in five different ways? At this point, I’m pretty sure my oven is secretly plotting against me. Anyone else feel like the kitchen is just a stage for your culinary failures?
I just realized that adulthood is basically just trying to remember where you left your phone, wallet, and sanity all at the same time. I mean, why did no one warn me that stacking my life on a series of to-do lists would lead to a panic attack every time I misplaced my keys? And don’t even get me started on the pressure to "manage stress" like it's one of those DIY home projects—spoiler alert: I ...