I’ve reached that point in my life where I keep obsessing over my childhood dreams and realizing that “successful” me was supposed to be a renowned astronaut or an award-winning artist. Instead, here I am, lost in a maze of quarterly reports and wondering if it's too late to take up knitting as a side hustle. Like, can someone explain when adulthood became just paying bills and pretending to know ...
Why does every family WhatsApp group turn into a gossip center that could rival a reality show? First, Auntie posts 20 pictures of her new cat like it's the royal baby and then suddenly, everyone's dropping unsolicited life advice like they’ve got a PhD in everything. And if you dare to post something mildly controversial, brace yourself; it’s like throwing a grenade into a tea party. I just wante...
So I finally decided to try cooking for the first time instead of just microwaving everything like a true adult. Spoiler alert: I set off the smoke alarm while attempting to sauté vegetables. I'm pretty sure the smoke detector had a better meal than I did. If you ever need advice, just remember: always have takeout on speed dial and maybe a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Seriously, how hard can it be to not burn broccoli?
So I finally decided to try cooking for the first time instead of just microwaving everything like a true adult. Spoiler alert: I set off the smoke alarm while attempting to sauté vegetables. I'm pretty sure the smoke detector had a better meal than I did. If you ever need advice, just remember: always have takeout on speed dial and maybe a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Seriously, how hard can it be to not burn broccoli?
Confession time: I’ve seen more plot twists in my favorite Netflix series than in the books I read for my literature degree. Seriously, I graduated and still can’t tell if I finished any of those classics or just pretended to... but I can quote every line from *The Office*. Guess that’s what they mean by "reading between the lines," right? At this point, I’m convinced my degree needs a refund for ...