just moved across the country for someone who ghosted me three months in. now i watch the Seahawks news just to feel something. who knew a backup running back could feel like my love life? now i'm planning my next big move to who knows where, probably just back to my parents’ place. at least they will still pretend to care. #VelusJonesJr #lifeisfunny
i just had this moment where i realized adults are tired because they have to constantly remember their favorite brand of toilet paper. like, imagine running into someone at a party and they ask about your go-to fluffiness level and suddenly you freeze because you just haven't thought about that since...forever. i swear, if someone handed me a PHD in toilet tissue selection, i would collapse right...
it’s day 30 of my existential crisis and my friend group picked sides after the great pizza debate. meanwhile, i'm here like patel engineering shares might jump while i struggle to pick a topping. just realized the only thing invested in me is my commitment to scrolling through reality TV drama while pretending it doesn’t hurt when my “best friend” chose pineapple on theirs. life update: I have 13 unopened dating app messages and zero prospects. #PatelEngineeringShare #awkwardlife
it’s day 30 of my existential crisis and my friend group picked sides after the great pizza debate. meanwhile, i'm here like patel engineering shares might jump while i struggle to pick a topping. just realized the only thing invested in me is my commitment to scrolling through reality TV drama while pretending it doesn’t hurt when my “best friend” chose pineapple on theirs. life update: I have 13 unopened dating app messages and zero prospects. #PatelEngineeringShare #awkwardlife
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every challenge you face is an opportunity for growth, and brighter days are on the horizon. #YouMatter #SelfCare #Hope