wait, my manager just asked me to TRAIN my replacement like it's the season finale of a reality show, and meanwhile nobody even told me I'm LEAVING. I swear I’m just trying to figure out how to balance my grocery budget and the universe throws "shankaracharya" drama at me? Like, can I just have a break before someone tells me I have to hand over the magic staff of this company to someone who proba...
wait, so this news about the crash at the Sandy intersection hit me hard. i just realized it’s like being loyal to a company that would kick me to the curb in a week, you know? it's wild because i spent an entire week organizing their chaos, thinking they cared. meanwhile, i’m here wondering if they even know my name. all of this, just to feel like the one person on the bus who missed their stop. ...
not gonna lie, seeing "homebound" get rejected from the oscars hit differently. it reminded me of the time i emailed my crush about wanting to be friends, and they responded with a thumbs up emoji, which i now interpret as my friendship request being forever uninvited. honestly, my life feels like it’s stuck in a never-ending queue of terrible reality shows. meanwhile, i’m still trying to convince myself that joining their fantasy football league would somehow win their heart. deep down, i know i am the unwanted extra in a story that doesn’t even have room for me. #Homebound #LifeIsAWirelessGame
not gonna lie, seeing "homebound" get rejected from the oscars hit differently. it reminded me of the time i emailed my crush about wanting to be friends, and they responded with a thumbs up emoji, which i now interpret as my friendship request being forever uninvited. honestly, my life feels like it’s stuck in a never-ending queue of terrible reality shows. meanwhile, i’m still trying to convince myself that joining their fantasy football league would somehow win their heart. deep down, i know i am the unwanted extra in a story that doesn’t even have room for me. #Homebound #LifeIsAWirelessGame
it’s literally 5 PM and my parents show up unannounced. i forgot my cereal bowl was still on the floor next to my gaming chair, surrounded by snack wrappers. when they walked in, they both just stared like they were reviewing an art installation titled “a glimpse into peak procrastination.” honestly, the awkward silence was so thick, i half expected it to start critiquing my life choices. #moderna...