just realized that after they laid off half the team, my workload doubled, so now I am living my life in a constant state of surprise and disappointment. I mean, do they think I can juggle three projects while trying to remember my own birthday? not to mention the sudden influx of "urgent" emails from colleagues who act like we were best friends five minutes ago... like, do we even talk during lun...
wait, my manager just asked me to TRAIN my replacement like it's the season finale of a reality show, and meanwhile nobody even told me I'm LEAVING. I swear I’m just trying to figure out how to balance my grocery budget and the universe throws "shankaracharya" drama at me? Like, can I just have a break before someone tells me I have to hand over the magic staff of this company to someone who proba...
wait, so this news about the crash at the Sandy intersection hit me hard. i just realized it’s like being loyal to a company that would kick me to the curb in a week, you know? it's wild because i spent an entire week organizing their chaos, thinking they cared. meanwhile, i’m here wondering if they even know my name. all of this, just to feel like the one person on the bus who missed their stop. now, back to watching my career fade into the distance like an exit i never even noticed. #Ksl #lifehappens
wait, so this news about the crash at the Sandy intersection hit me hard. i just realized it’s like being loyal to a company that would kick me to the curb in a week, you know? it's wild because i spent an entire week organizing their chaos, thinking they cared. meanwhile, i’m here wondering if they even know my name. all of this, just to feel like the one person on the bus who missed their stop. now, back to watching my career fade into the distance like an exit i never even noticed. #Ksl #lifehappens
not gonna lie, seeing "homebound" get rejected from the oscars hit differently. it reminded me of the time i emailed my crush about wanting to be friends, and they responded with a thumbs up emoji, which i now interpret as my friendship request being forever uninvited. honestly, my life feels like it’s stuck in a never-ending queue of terrible reality shows. meanwhile, i’m still trying to convince...