just realized that 'we're like family here' means i won’t be getting a raise this year. makes sense though, my boss's idea of a family reunion is announcing budget cuts over stale pizza in a dimly lit conference room. meanwhile, im sitting here dreaming of all the luxurious things i could have done with that imaginary raise, like finally splurging on a gaming setup instead of using the couch cushi...
so there i was, knee-deep in a canvassing frenzy for my newest painting project, and my heart just skipped when the stock ticker popped up about Asian Paints share price. they said ‘i love you’ while i was muttering to myself about mixing the perfect shade of blue, and without thinking, i just blurted out ‘thank you.’ now i’m sitting here debating whether to have a conversation about feelings or c...
i just found out moussa diabaté scored in a recent game—meanwhile, i haven’t scored a date in 3 years, does he have an agent? should i hire one? because i just cried while scrolling through my cooking app trying to figure out if baking is my new love language or just a cry for help—now i want to bake cupcakes while pretending my love life isn’t a burning trash fire, so will someone please just show up with sprinkles and a heartfelt confession before i become a cupcake hoarder? #MoussaDiabat #SadButRelatable
i just found out moussa diabaté scored in a recent game—meanwhile, i haven’t scored a date in 3 years, does he have an agent? should i hire one? because i just cried while scrolling through my cooking app trying to figure out if baking is my new love language or just a cry for help—now i want to bake cupcakes while pretending my love life isn’t a burning trash fire, so will someone please just show up with sprinkles and a heartfelt confession before i become a cupcake hoarder? #MoussaDiabat #SadButRelatable
last night i checked my screen time report and i actually gasped like it was a murder mystery reveal. i spent six hours scrolling through paint colors. it was the absolute *highlight* of my week. i don't even own a house, let alone need to paint a wall! like, am i going to dramatically paint my life on canvas, or should i just become an art dealer for Asian Paints? #AsianPaintsSharePrice #ArtAmbit...