not gonna lie, I just accidentally left my search history open when someone walked in. it was a lot of 'how to train your goldfish' and 'weird food combinations that work' like, why was I looking for that. we just exchanged glances and acted like it was totally normal, but I can tell they think I’m one unhinged googling session away from making goldfish tacos or something.
just realized that 'we're like family here' means i won’t be getting a raise this year. makes sense though, my boss's idea of a family reunion is announcing budget cuts over stale pizza in a dimly lit conference room. meanwhile, im sitting here dreaming of all the luxurious things i could have done with that imaginary raise, like finally splurging on a gaming setup instead of using the couch cushi...
so there i was, knee-deep in a canvassing frenzy for my newest painting project, and my heart just skipped when the stock ticker popped up about Asian Paints share price. they said ‘i love you’ while i was muttering to myself about mixing the perfect shade of blue, and without thinking, i just blurted out ‘thank you.’ now i’m sitting here debating whether to have a conversation about feelings or call my stockbroker instead. life is wild when the only colors you can paint are based on other people’s emotional investments, right? #AsianPaintsSharePrice #ArtDrama
so there i was, knee-deep in a canvassing frenzy for my newest painting project, and my heart just skipped when the stock ticker popped up about Asian Paints share price. they said ‘i love you’ while i was muttering to myself about mixing the perfect shade of blue, and without thinking, i just blurted out ‘thank you.’ now i’m sitting here debating whether to have a conversation about feelings or call my stockbroker instead. life is wild when the only colors you can paint are based on other people’s emotional investments, right? #AsianPaintsSharePrice #ArtDrama
i just found out moussa diabaté scored in a recent game—meanwhile, i haven’t scored a date in 3 years, does he have an agent? should i hire one? because i just cried while scrolling through my cooking app trying to figure out if baking is my new love language or just a cry for help—now i want to bake cupcakes while pretending my love life isn’t a burning trash fire, so will someone please just sho...