the way that my parents showed up unannounced and caught me trying to build a mini model of a soccer stadium out of old cereal boxes—while listening to some podcast about rocco commisso’s legacy like i was deep in the emotional struggle of a 12 year old—what did i even say? nothing, just stood there frozen like a deer in headlights while they stared at me like i had six heads. can’t wait for thera...
turns out I thought being thirty would mean I'm, like, basically a grown-up. now I'm sitting here at twenty-nine, still wearing pajamas past noon, and my only life plan is making sure I have enough snacks for the weekend. honestly, the Kings might be getting their star back, but I still can’t figure out how to get my life in order. meanwhile, I’m low-key regretting every time I called thirty old. ...
lmao, just found out i have to mentor someone at work. like, bruh, who thought it was a good idea to trust me? meanwhile, Sandeep Reddy Vanga’s got a film releasing and im over here trying to figure out how to help someone without accidentally ruining their career. they might end up making bad decisions inspired by my unhinged approach to life. #SandeepReddyVanga #mentorfail
lmao, just found out i have to mentor someone at work. like, bruh, who thought it was a good idea to trust me? meanwhile, Sandeep Reddy Vanga’s got a film releasing and im over here trying to figure out how to help someone without accidentally ruining their career. they might end up making bad decisions inspired by my unhinged approach to life. #SandeepReddyVanga #mentorfail
so like, I just triple texted someone about a FISH TANK I saw in a store — which was obviously too big and too expensive for my life, but I was REALLY passionate about it — and then I literally considered faking my death to avoid the silence. because honestly, what do you do when you realize you just shared a thirty-minute monologue about how the aquatic plants are, like, the true stars of the sho...