i was at the grocery store, you know, just trying to find the right brand of pickles, when an old lady walked up to me and said, “you remind me of my late husband.” at first, i was literally flattered until she added, “he always had that same dazed look on his face, like he was wondering how he ended up in this aisle.” so, i panicked and said “thank you,” like i was supposed to appreciate being co...
i heard guy benson talking about how layoffs were handled. that hits close to home because my company laid off half the team and now i’m single-handedly doing the work of an octopus with a caffeine addiction. and let me tell you, if one more person asks me how i’m holding up while they casually sip their iced drinks, i might actually cry, but the only tears left are the ones i bottled up from last...
just realized my manager asked me to train my replacement. but nobody told me i was leaving! now i'm picturing them taking over my desk while i’m just an observer in a virtual training seminar—what's next, my exit interview over voice note? honestly, if the gold rates keep skyrocketing, I might just throw in the towel, sell my dignity, and start selling necklaces instead! #goldprices #
just realized my manager asked me to train my replacement. but nobody told me i was leaving! now i'm picturing them taking over my desk while i’m just an observer in a virtual training seminar—what's next, my exit interview over voice note? honestly, if the gold rates keep skyrocketing, I might just throw in the towel, sell my dignity, and start selling necklaces instead! #goldprices #
the way that everyone's buzzing about this delaware basketball game, like, literally all i can think about is that time i kept my friend's secret about getting kicked off the team for sneaking out to go to a party, but i told everyone they quit, and now he’s, like, an assistant coach or whatever, and every time i see him, i just feel this heavy guilt, you know? like, should i confess and risk ruin...