i heard guy benson talking about how layoffs were handled. that hits close to home because my company laid off half the team and now i’m single-handedly doing the work of an octopus with a caffeine addiction. and let me tell you, if one more person asks me how i’m holding up while they casually sip their iced drinks, i might actually cry, but the only tears left are the ones i bottled up from last...
just realized my manager asked me to train my replacement. but nobody told me i was leaving! now i'm picturing them taking over my desk while i’m just an observer in a virtual training seminar—what's next, my exit interview over voice note? honestly, if the gold rates keep skyrocketing, I might just throw in the towel, sell my dignity, and start selling necklaces instead! #goldprices #
the way that everyone's buzzing about this delaware basketball game, like, literally all i can think about is that time i kept my friend's secret about getting kicked off the team for sneaking out to go to a party, but i told everyone they quit, and now he’s, like, an assistant coach or whatever, and every time i see him, i just feel this heavy guilt, you know? like, should i confess and risk ruining his life or just keep pretending i didn't see the text where he thanked me for always being his biggest fan... yeah, we definitely need a score on this one. #DelawareBasketball #LifeIsAWalkOfShame
the way that everyone's buzzing about this delaware basketball game, like, literally all i can think about is that time i kept my friend's secret about getting kicked off the team for sneaking out to go to a party, but i told everyone they quit, and now he’s, like, an assistant coach or whatever, and every time i see him, i just feel this heavy guilt, you know? like, should i confess and risk ruining his life or just keep pretending i didn't see the text where he thanked me for always being his biggest fan... yeah, we definitely need a score on this one. #DelawareBasketball #LifeIsAWalkOfShame
last night, I literally found myself watching a three-hour documentary on the history of bubble wrap, like, while everyone was at my cousin's art gallery opening, and I felt so justified because honestly, who doesn’t appreciate the therapeutic sound of popping? but then my relatives asked if I was "popping" with career success like my cousin, and I had to admit, the closest I’m getting to that is ...