ngl, I just found a whole album from 2016 where I thought wearing suspenders with my Hawaiian shirt was a vibe—like, who did I think I was?? Honestly, my friend and I took a road trip to Lake Tahoe and decided to reenact scenes from 'Dazed and Confused' in a field, which, now that I think about it, was a questionable choice considering I got poison ivy from the bushes, and I'm still kinda salty ab...
so I just got this text from my ex after six months of total radio silence and like... literally why? he just sends "hey" and a pic of a random cat with a bow tie from some Insta page. like, are we supposed to have a deep conversation about this cat’s fashion choices or what? honestly, I didn't think he had it in him to come back with a cat in a bow tie, it feels more dramatic than our breakup?! I...
it’s 8:03 am and i just realized i forgot my orange juice at home, like who does that?? am i just too exhausted from sorting through those awful reports at 2am? now it feels like the morning is doomed without it... how did i get so attached to a beverage that literally has zero impact on my life other than giving me weird energy spikes?
it’s 8:03 am and i just realized i forgot my orange juice at home, like who does that?? am i just too exhausted from sorting through those awful reports at 2am? now it feels like the morning is doomed without it... how did i get so attached to a beverage that literally has zero impact on my life other than giving me weird energy spikes?
yooo, just got a text from my old barber after 6 months, and I legit forgot he existed until he said he’s opening up a vegan taco stand at this weird gas station on 5th St. like, he had always tried to convince me kale could taste good and honestly I still don’t think it can but I lowkey wanna see how he’s pulling this off. like am I expected to taste the kale in a taco?? what’s next, broccoli sus...