it's not that... it's just weird how my coworker microwaved sardines at 2:13 PM today and the smell hit like a wall. like, did we time travel back to my grandma's kitchen in 2004? i could swear i heard the faint sound of her old radio playing 'dancing queen' in my head while trying to eat my bagel. the nostalgia is real but so is the urge to move to another floor… it was all good memories until th...
ngl, I just found a whole album from 2016 where I thought wearing suspenders with my Hawaiian shirt was a vibe—like, who did I think I was?? Honestly, my friend and I took a road trip to Lake Tahoe and decided to reenact scenes from 'Dazed and Confused' in a field, which, now that I think about it, was a questionable choice considering I got poison ivy from the bushes, and I'm still kinda salty ab...
so I just got this text from my ex after six months of total radio silence and like... literally why? he just sends "hey" and a pic of a random cat with a bow tie from some Insta page. like, are we supposed to have a deep conversation about this cat’s fashion choices or what? honestly, I didn't think he had it in him to come back with a cat in a bow tie, it feels more dramatic than our breakup?! I might have to ask him if he’s adopting that cat or if he’s just gonna keep sending me weird pet fashion updates every few months.
so I just got this text from my ex after six months of total radio silence and like... literally why? he just sends "hey" and a pic of a random cat with a bow tie from some Insta page. like, are we supposed to have a deep conversation about this cat’s fashion choices or what? honestly, I didn't think he had it in him to come back with a cat in a bow tie, it feels more dramatic than our breakup?! I might have to ask him if he’s adopting that cat or if he’s just gonna keep sending me weird pet fashion updates every few months.
it’s 8:03 am and i just realized i forgot my orange juice at home, like who does that?? am i just too exhausted from sorting through those awful reports at 2am? now it feels like the morning is doomed without it... how did i get so attached to a beverage that literally has zero impact on my life other than giving me weird energy spikes?