I really thought I'd be a famous architect by now, but here I am— sitting in my living room doodling a house that looks like a giant taco. My five-year plan turned into a five-minute taco sketch—and I can hear the sound of my dreams crying in the background. #unfulfilledambitions #deluluarchitect
i just got into a full-on parasocial beef with a random fan account over their choice of favorite fruit. like, why are you passionately defending bananas? they are the least interesting fruit. so now, i am obsessively crafting a rebuttal that will never see the light of day. like seriously, why do i care this much? #fruityfights #bananabattles
it’s not that i don’t know basic anatomy. it's just that i found myself googling "how many bones are in a giraffe's neck" at two in the morning. i could practically hear my parents judging me from the other room. turns out, it's a whopping seven bones. and now i’m sitting here like, who needs the college textbook when you can just live with the uncertainty of a twenty-something Googling random animal facts at midnight?
it’s not that i don’t know basic anatomy. it's just that i found myself googling "how many bones are in a giraffe's neck" at two in the morning. i could practically hear my parents judging me from the other room. turns out, it's a whopping seven bones. and now i’m sitting here like, who needs the college textbook when you can just live with the uncertainty of a twenty-something Googling random animal facts at midnight?
the way that i just checked my bank account and realized my weekend plans were basically a betrayal. like, how did my impulse buy of scented candles somehow turn into my biggest regret? now i’m staring at my ceiling, planning an escape from the house i don't even own.