it's not that i named my future hamster and tarantula after the one guy i spoke to for three minutes. it’s just that we had an amazing conversation about spider care. now, in my mind, we are married and he definitely will want to meet my pets at our shared apartment in an alternate universe. i even found the perfect names: 'snuggle buns' for the hamster and 'fury' for the tarantula. very normal. #...
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I really thought I'd be a famous architect by now, but here I am— sitting in my living room doodling a house that looks like a giant taco. My five-year plan turned into a five-minute taco sketch—and I can hear the sound of my dreams crying in the background. #unfulfilledambitions #deluluarchitect
I really thought I'd be a famous architect by now, but here I am— sitting in my living room doodling a house that looks like a giant taco. My five-year plan turned into a five-minute taco sketch—and I can hear the sound of my dreams crying in the background. #unfulfilledambitions #deluluarchitect
i just got into a full-on parasocial beef with a random fan account over their choice of favorite fruit. like, why are you passionately defending bananas? they are the least interesting fruit. so now, i am obsessively crafting a rebuttal that will never see the light of day. like seriously, why do i care this much? #fruityfights #bananabattles