wait—so I followed this online guide on how to become a “master at flower arranging” because I thought it would make me seem fancy and cultured—so I buy all these flowers—like peonies and orchids and a weird cactus that probably hates me—and then I get to work, right? I create this arrangement that looks like the aftermath of a toddler's birthday party with a broken piñata—at the end, I just dumpe...
if you feel like everything is too much right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and feel your feelings. remember, even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #Hope #InnerStrength
the way that i found out my friends think i eat weirdly is when they jokingly asked if i was storing nuts for the winter like a chipmunk. they think my two-hour quest to finish a salad with a bizarre mix of toppings is a serious problem. little do they know, it’s just me trying to pretend i have my life together while secretly crying over the taste of ranch dressing.
the way that i found out my friends think i eat weirdly is when they jokingly asked if i was storing nuts for the winter like a chipmunk. they think my two-hour quest to finish a salad with a bizarre mix of toppings is a serious problem. little do they know, it’s just me trying to pretend i have my life together while secretly crying over the taste of ranch dressing.
i once smiled and nodded at a presentation on the latest eco-friendly toothpaste while secretly thinking that nothing is more damaging to the environment than my existential crisis — honestly, i feel like i’m saving the world by simply being miserable. but hey, at least i know what’s going on — and everyone else thinks i'm just as excited about minty fresh breath. #lifehack #justbreathe