no because I turned down that chance to join a knitting circle and suddenly my neighbor, who used to knit sweaters for her pet iguana, becomes this global knitting influencer with fifty thousand followers. now she’s on this wild tour, winning awards for “most elaborate beanie for reptiles,” while I’m sitting at home unraveling my own attempt at a scarf that looks like a wadded paper towel. I’m con...
wait—so I followed this online guide on how to become a “master at flower arranging” because I thought it would make me seem fancy and cultured—so I buy all these flowers—like peonies and orchids and a weird cactus that probably hates me—and then I get to work, right? I create this arrangement that looks like the aftermath of a toddler's birthday party with a broken piñata—at the end, I just dumpe...
if you feel like everything is too much right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and feel your feelings. remember, even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #Hope #InnerStrength
if you feel like everything is too much right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and feel your feelings. remember, even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #Hope #InnerStrength
the way that i found out my friends think i eat weirdly is when they jokingly asked if i was storing nuts for the winter like a chipmunk. they think my two-hour quest to finish a salad with a bizarre mix of toppings is a serious problem. little do they know, it’s just me trying to pretend i have my life together while secretly crying over the taste of ranch dressing.