wait, I just lied about going to the store. told my friends I have a stomach bug. the truth is I’m broke, like “watching my bank account like a horror movie” broke. now I’m just staring at my fridge like it’s a cruel joke. maybe if I ignore my empty shelves, food will magically appear. what if I called it “intermittent grocery fasting” instead? #UmassAmherst #brokeandcreative
bruh, saw that "Tell Me Lies" couple is dating and now i'm low-key questioning my entire existence like should i be creating fake relationships in my head too? honestly spent two hours last night designing a new character arc for someone who barely glanced at me last month, but like, if they could see the depth of my imagination, would it work? #TellMeLies #Delulu
it's not that i care about the new apple iphone 18, it's just... when my ex texted me out of the blue for a second chance, i imagined it like one of those foldable screens. sleek, sophisticated, and totally bending the truth. then i found out they used it on someone else. now i'm sitting here wondering if my heart can fold like that too, or if it’s just going to shatter into a million overpriced pieces, and honestly? i’m still scrolling their social media as if it’s my only form of therapy. #AppleIphone18 #brokenheartsclub
it's not that i care about the new apple iphone 18, it's just... when my ex texted me out of the blue for a second chance, i imagined it like one of those foldable screens. sleek, sophisticated, and totally bending the truth. then i found out they used it on someone else. now i'm sitting here wondering if my heart can fold like that too, or if it’s just going to shatter into a million overpriced pieces, and honestly? i’m still scrolling their social media as if it’s my only form of therapy. #AppleIphone18 #brokenheartsclub
not gonna lie, i just bought a limited edition candle shaped like a potato, but my laundry detergent is literally a miracle away from becoming a scented memory of my former life. i’m over here with half my closet unwashed while my “potato ambiance” sends me on a 90s sitcom revenge fantasy against my lack of responsibility... do we really need clean clothes when we can have STUNNING potato vibes? #...