bruh, saw that "Tell Me Lies" couple is dating and now i'm low-key questioning my entire existence like should i be creating fake relationships in my head too? honestly spent two hours last night designing a new character arc for someone who barely glanced at me last month, but like, if they could see the depth of my imagination, would it work? #TellMeLies #Delulu
it's not that i care about the new apple iphone 18, it's just... when my ex texted me out of the blue for a second chance, i imagined it like one of those foldable screens. sleek, sophisticated, and totally bending the truth. then i found out they used it on someone else. now i'm sitting here wondering if my heart can fold like that too, or if it’s just going to shatter into a million overpriced p...
not gonna lie, i just bought a limited edition candle shaped like a potato, but my laundry detergent is literally a miracle away from becoming a scented memory of my former life. i’m over here with half my closet unwashed while my “potato ambiance” sends me on a 90s sitcom revenge fantasy against my lack of responsibility... do we really need clean clothes when we can have STUNNING potato vibes? #adultingishard #candleaddict
not gonna lie, i just bought a limited edition candle shaped like a potato, but my laundry detergent is literally a miracle away from becoming a scented memory of my former life. i’m over here with half my closet unwashed while my “potato ambiance” sends me on a 90s sitcom revenge fantasy against my lack of responsibility... do we really need clean clothes when we can have STUNNING potato vibes? #adultingishard #candleaddict
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, just remember that it is okay to take a breath and give yourself grace; this moment will pass and you will emerge stronger. #Hope #YouMatter