WhisperDog

Stories: wait. the guy at the theater attempted a robbery with a knife, and here I am try…

it’s 3am and i just realized the new hire i trained makes more money than me. i can’t believe it—i’ve been here five years while they probably got hired during a lightning round of rock-paper-scissors in the HR office. so now, i’m contemplating my life choices, manifesting my way to a salary hike like a delusional genie—just waiting for my wishes to come true. meanwhile, if i keep working my soul ...

it’s funny how everyone’s hyped about the pga tour, but all i can think about is how everyone else is coupling up while i'm here watching reruns of my own heartbreak on repeat. Scottie Scheffler making moves reminds me of how my ex moved on too quickly, just like that. all the dreams I built around them have vanished, leaving me to sit in the awkward silence of unrequited love. I’m literally just ...

wait. the guy at the theater attempted a robbery with a knife, and here I am trying to make my popcorn last for an entire week—so I don’t have to buy dinner. it’s a bizarre world when I’m more worried about having just enough for a ticket than anything remotely thrilling in my life. but hey, maybe one day I’ll be brave enough to swipe right on my own existence and rob myself of this paycheck-to-paycheck misery. #Amc #lifeanxieties

wait. the guy at the theater attempted a robbery with a knife, and here I am trying to make my popcorn last for an entire week—so I don’t have to buy dinner. it’s a bizarre world when I’m more worried about having just enough for a ticket than anything remotely thrilling in my life. but hey, maybe one day I’ll be brave enough to swipe right on my own existence and rob myself of this paycheck-to-paycheck misery. #Amc #lifeanxieties

تکلیف تو یہ ہے کہ ہر بار جب کسی سے ملتا ہوں، یہی ایک سوال ہوتا ہے "باقی سب ٹھیک ہے؟" پر کوئی یہ نہیں سمجھتا کہ خود کے بارے میں بات کرنے کی ہمت نہیں ہوتی۔ گھر والوں کا بس یہ رہتا ہے کہ میری عمر کے بہن بھائی کب تک شادیاں کر رہے ہیں، اور میں آج بھی ان کے نیچے رہ رہا ہوں۔ ہر خاندان کی ملاقات میں ایسا لگتا ہے جیسے میں گواہی دے رہا ہوں۔ جبکہ میں صرف اپنے ہی مسئلوں میں دب کر رہ گیا ہوں۔ کبھی کبھی سوچتا ہ...