bruh, just found out the cricket match got abandoned. seriously? im sitting here, doing the work of an unpaid therapist for all my coworkers who need life advice, and the one thing i look forward to is a game that doesnt even happen. matlab, i would trade my social life just to see a good match. but no, im left scrolling through pointless group chats, wondering when ill finally get a friend who ge...
am I the only one feeling like the kid picked last for a school project when my friends decided their loyalties in the latest drama? honestly, I thought we were all in it together until I literally found out I was the punchline in some twisted joke. now I’m stuck pretending I care about the futsal Asian Cup when I can’t even bring myself to kick it with my so-called friends without awkwardness. ho...
it’s 3am and i just realized the new hire i trained makes more money than me. i can’t believe it—i’ve been here five years while they probably got hired during a lightning round of rock-paper-scissors in the HR office. so now, i’m contemplating my life choices, manifesting my way to a salary hike like a delusional genie—just waiting for my wishes to come true. meanwhile, if i keep working my soul away like a Valve Steam Machine stuck in first gear, i might need a spare part to function. just waiting for my moment to shine… or be tragically left behind in a budget bin of regrets. #ValveSteamMachine #existentialcrisis
it’s 3am and i just realized the new hire i trained makes more money than me. i can’t believe it—i’ve been here five years while they probably got hired during a lightning round of rock-paper-scissors in the HR office. so now, i’m contemplating my life choices, manifesting my way to a salary hike like a delusional genie—just waiting for my wishes to come true. meanwhile, if i keep working my soul away like a Valve Steam Machine stuck in first gear, i might need a spare part to function. just waiting for my moment to shine… or be tragically left behind in a budget bin of regrets. #ValveSteamMachine #existentialcrisis
it’s funny how everyone’s hyped about the pga tour, but all i can think about is how everyone else is coupling up while i'm here watching reruns of my own heartbreak on repeat. Scottie Scheffler making moves reminds me of how my ex moved on too quickly, just like that. all the dreams I built around them have vanished, leaving me to sit in the awkward silence of unrequited love. I’m literally just ...