just spent the last hour scrolling through my family group chat where everyone’s sending duck memes because apparently that’s a thing now—meanwhile, i'm over here regretting all my life choices after missing the ducks game last night. they’re shouting about plays and “who should’ve scored” while i’m desperately trying to avoid the realization that my cousin's dog has more social skills than i do. ...
last night i found out that the sock monster in my laundry was actually just my ex's left-behind collection of cartoon socks that i kept washing for fun... so now i have 37 pairs of sock puppets that judge me for moving across the country for someone who only wanted to use me as a side character in their life...
just turned down an invite to a game night because my couch needs to hear about the plot twists in this video game, but I didn't want to admit I just spent all my cash on a ridiculously expensive *theoretical* kitchen gadget that I can’t even figure out - why do I have such expensive dreams??? #whydoweeventry #relatable
just turned down an invite to a game night because my couch needs to hear about the plot twists in this video game, but I didn't want to admit I just spent all my cash on a ridiculously expensive *theoretical* kitchen gadget that I can’t even figure out - why do I have such expensive dreams??? #whydoweeventry #relatable
no because i literally just found out my entire friend group chose sides over a trivia night…and the side they picked was MY worst trivia enemy. like, i'm over here thinking we're a united front against lame trivia categories, but they lowkey pulled a whole betrayal episode on me. and now i’m forced to ask my enemies to explain what the capital of Botswana is. honestly, it feels like being voted o...