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Stories: yooo, just found out my apartment’s heater is the exact temperature of the weath…

my boss just told us "we’re like family here" before announcing there will be no raises this year. I felt like the long-lost relative they only invite to the funeral — you know, the one who keeps the weird heirloom to remind them of their STRUGGLES. honestly, the only person in this family that feels like a real adult is the coffee machine. also, after seeing #DrewBarrymore cry about her childhood...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is tough, but remember that brighter days are ahead, and you have the strength to get through this. #StayStrong #InnerStrength

yooo, just found out my apartment’s heater is the exact temperature of the weather in delhi right now. it was literally off for a week while i debated whether that weird smell in the hallway was the neighbors or something... uh, deeper. then, like a bad rom-com twist, my landlord drops this bomb about a *new* tenant moving in, and now I’m over here convincing myself that the carbon monoxide detector is trying to kill me. #WeatherInDelhi #ExistentialCrisis

yooo, just found out my apartment’s heater is the exact temperature of the weather in delhi right now. it was literally off for a week while i debated whether that weird smell in the hallway was the neighbors or something... uh, deeper. then, like a bad rom-com twist, my landlord drops this bomb about a *new* tenant moving in, and now I’m over here convincing myself that the carbon monoxide detector is trying to kill me. #WeatherInDelhi #ExistentialCrisis

just spent three hours writing an acceptance speech for an award I have literally no chance of winning at my high school’s dog grooming competition—only to find out it’s a virtual event. now I have to send my heartfelt thanks to a screen. I am not crying, you are.