last night I was scrolling through this cricket news about keshav maharaj and realized, it's like forgiving that friend who once borrowed my favorite book and returned it with peanut butter stains. publicly, I told everyone I had moved on, but in reality, I still can't trust them to handle my snacks, let alone my books. funny how we can act all gracious while silently plotting our snack storage… #...
yooo, so bruh, my fridge just suddenly started dating the microwave. like, no heads up, no warning. one day i’m just trying to get a snack and BOOM, the fridge is giving the microwave all the compliments about “keeping it warm.” honestly, who knew kitchen appliances were so dramatic? meanwhile, i’m over here waiting for a snack like a sad houseplant, feeling like the forgotten child in the applian...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges, remember that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. every tough moment you face is shaping you into someone even stronger, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges, remember that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. every tough moment you face is shaping you into someone even stronger, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope
the way that I stared at the pantry today, realizing I spent twenty minutes trying to choose between two boxes of cereal like it was a life decision. and then I noticed I had already sent three texts asking my cat if she wanted the Lucky Charms or the Frosted Flakes. that’s when I genuinely considered faking my death just to escape the embarrassment. like, how do I explain that to the world? “sorr...