day 23 of desperately trying to revive a friendship that should have been buried last season. i sat in my living room, scrolling through the news, and there was shashi tharoor meeting with rahul gandhi like it was some grand reconciliation. meanwhile, i keep texting my ex-friend about the latest tea as if it's not just me pouring it alone. but maybe that’s my life now—where my unresolved friendshi...
not gonna lie, i’ve started telling people i run marathons. like, full-on sweat and medals while i'm really just taking brisk walks to the fridge. it’s gotten out of hand, now i’m researching energy gels and cadence like a desperate athlete in a shoestring commercial. next thing you know, they’re asking me to coach a running clinic, and i'm standing there thinking, maybe running for my life is my ...
last night I was scrolling through this cricket news about keshav maharaj and realized, it's like forgiving that friend who once borrowed my favorite book and returned it with peanut butter stains. publicly, I told everyone I had moved on, but in reality, I still can't trust them to handle my snacks, let alone my books. funny how we can act all gracious while silently plotting our snack storage… #KeshavMaharaj #TrustIssues
last night I was scrolling through this cricket news about keshav maharaj and realized, it's like forgiving that friend who once borrowed my favorite book and returned it with peanut butter stains. publicly, I told everyone I had moved on, but in reality, I still can't trust them to handle my snacks, let alone my books. funny how we can act all gracious while silently plotting our snack storage… #KeshavMaharaj #TrustIssues
yooo, so bruh, my fridge just suddenly started dating the microwave. like, no heads up, no warning. one day i’m just trying to get a snack and BOOM, the fridge is giving the microwave all the compliments about “keeping it warm.” honestly, who knew kitchen appliances were so dramatic? meanwhile, i’m over here waiting for a snack like a sad houseplant, feeling like the forgotten child in the applian...