bruh, I became the person I swore I’d never be. I’m out here buying organic kale for a plant I don't even have yet, picturing a Pinterest-perfect life. It's sad that I'm choosing which tiny pot to buy, like it’s gonna decide if I’m capable of commitment. Who knew an herb garden could trigger an identity crisis?
i literally just saw that story about the mom in business who is like, somehow carrying the weight of the world after getting left with two kids and i just sat there crying like a baby over how i can't even carry a single grocery bag without feeling like my life is collapsing. meanwhile, i was getting jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush who probably doesn't even know i exist...
last night I finished a fantasy book where my crush was totally into some fictional prince. felt a deep, emotional betrayal. like, how dare he have chemistry with a character who isn't real while I am here watching my plants slowly die? it made me rethink everything, but then I remembered he doesn't know I exist...so, like, it’s fine. #unrequitedfiction #charactercrushproblems
last night I finished a fantasy book where my crush was totally into some fictional prince. felt a deep, emotional betrayal. like, how dare he have chemistry with a character who isn't real while I am here watching my plants slowly die? it made me rethink everything, but then I remembered he doesn't know I exist...so, like, it’s fine. #unrequitedfiction #charactercrushproblems
have you ever thought about how your plants might be silently JUDGING you? honestly, I watered mine and they looked more impressed than anyone at my last family gathering. clearly, they know I have the kind of charisma that could literally make a cactus bloom. I mean, someone out there must be THRILLED by my existence, right?