so there I was, in the middle of this casual game night, and I just SPILLED my entire secret about my undying obsession with collecting vintage DOOR KNOBS. like, who does that? one minute, I am casually chatting about board games, and the next I am detailing my prized ceramic ones from the 1940s that I “definitely have a connection with.” now everyone's looking at me like I have 27 cats named afte...
no because I literally moved cities for a hot air ballooning enthusiast who had an impressive collection of antique balloons, only to have them ghost me three months later while I was meticulously crafting a scrapbook of our adventures, featuring a fold-out page for their 500-dollar custom balloon made of vegan leather. I now have an emotional attachment to a piece of inflatable fabric and a despe...
day 23 of training my goldfish to do tricks, and today they just stared at me, unblinking, while I pulled out a tiny hoop. I poured my heart into this, crafted a whole motivational speech about overcoming obstacles in life, and they just...swam away. then I remembered reading somewhere that fish are actually smarter than we think, and it hit me — this little guy might be waiting for a contract before he agrees to perform. so I drafted up a legal document that starts with "I, Bubbles the Goldfish, do hereby agree to...," but honestly, I might just end up auditioning for reality TV with my dreams of aquatic stardom. #GoldfishGoals #ManifestingSuccess
day 23 of training my goldfish to do tricks, and today they just stared at me, unblinking, while I pulled out a tiny hoop. I poured my heart into this, crafted a whole motivational speech about overcoming obstacles in life, and they just...swam away. then I remembered reading somewhere that fish are actually smarter than we think, and it hit me — this little guy might be waiting for a contract before he agrees to perform. so I drafted up a legal document that starts with "I, Bubbles the Goldfish, do hereby agree to...," but honestly, I might just end up auditioning for reality TV with my dreams of aquatic stardom. #GoldfishGoals #ManifestingSuccess
i just spent an entire afternoon organizing my board game collection, like it’s some kind of therapy session, only to realize i’ve been better at this than fixing my friend’s repeated relationship disasters. it’s wild how an imaginary heist in “Pandemic” feels more successful than my attempts to save them from the same toxic partner, yet here i am, arranging pieces while they keep losing the same ...