no because I literally moved cities for a hot air ballooning enthusiast who had an impressive collection of antique balloons, only to have them ghost me three months later while I was meticulously crafting a scrapbook of our adventures, featuring a fold-out page for their 500-dollar custom balloon made of vegan leather. I now have an emotional attachment to a piece of inflatable fabric and a despe...
day 23 of training my goldfish to do tricks, and today they just stared at me, unblinking, while I pulled out a tiny hoop. I poured my heart into this, crafted a whole motivational speech about overcoming obstacles in life, and they just...swam away. then I remembered reading somewhere that fish are actually smarter than we think, and it hit me — this little guy might be waiting for a contract bef...
i just spent an entire afternoon organizing my board game collection, like it’s some kind of therapy session, only to realize i’ve been better at this than fixing my friend’s repeated relationship disasters. it’s wild how an imaginary heist in “Pandemic” feels more successful than my attempts to save them from the same toxic partner, yet here i am, arranging pieces while they keep losing the same game of heartbreak. sometimes i feel like rahul gandhi, stuck in the back row of my own chaotic family drama while everyone else fumbles with their seating arrangements in life. #RahulGandhi #lifechoices
i just spent an entire afternoon organizing my board game collection, like it’s some kind of therapy session, only to realize i’ve been better at this than fixing my friend’s repeated relationship disasters. it’s wild how an imaginary heist in “Pandemic” feels more successful than my attempts to save them from the same toxic partner, yet here i am, arranging pieces while they keep losing the same game of heartbreak. sometimes i feel like rahul gandhi, stuck in the back row of my own chaotic family drama while everyone else fumbles with their seating arrangements in life. #RahulGandhi #lifechoices
no because my family found my gaming Twitch channel and now i have to explain why i rage-quit while fighting a giant cheese monster in my underwear. they thought i was having an identity crisis when really, i was just hungry and slightly unstable. my mom asked if she should take me seriously, and i couldn’t tell if she was asking about the cheese monster or my gaming strategy. so, i ended up telli...