it's not that i can't handle this news... it's just that i found out through my neighbor's pet parrot squawking it. i swear it was like “YOUR JOB POSTED! YOUR JOB POSTED!” while i was watering my plants. it made me question everything. can a parrot predict the future? now i'm contemplating becoming a parrot whisperer just to figure out if this is part of some larger plan involving my life, or just...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. every challenge you face is a step on your journey, and you have the strength within you to move forward. #HopeExists #YouMatter
day 47 of my parents' divorce and somehow i'm the therapist in the family. they literally had a disagreement over who gets the orange couch, and here i am, visualizing de'Anthony Melton saving my life as i awkwardly juggle their complaints. i mean, does manifesting him actually working for my family count as a successful strategy, or is that just delusional? #DeaposanthonyMelton #familydrama
day 47 of my parents' divorce and somehow i'm the therapist in the family. they literally had a disagreement over who gets the orange couch, and here i am, visualizing de'Anthony Melton saving my life as i awkwardly juggle their complaints. i mean, does manifesting him actually working for my family count as a successful strategy, or is that just delusional? #DeaposanthonyMelton #familydrama
its not that im obsessed, but i spent the last hour wondering if the Denver Nuggets beat the Wizards because they heard my phone malfunctioned last week and i got really mad at my text messages for ignoring me. i sat down to figure out if they were planning revenge on my life choices. meanwhile, my lunch decided to rebel and i accidentally combined ketchup with my salad dressing. cant decide which...