just sent a voice text to my best friend that said, “i am so excited about the nba europe plans because it means more teams to obsess over and it feels like a sign i should prepare my funeral outfit for my next breakdown.” now i have to explain why my mind connected sports expansion with my chronic overthinking. their silence feels heavier than my future outfit. #Nba #existentialcrisis
the way that i’ve been tossing and turning about this super smash trend. honestly—i spent an hour practicing an imaginary debate with a random stranger in my mind about whether my childhood memories of smashing toys in epic battles are better than their take on sports. as if my pillow cares! my brain refuses to shut down and now—i’m stuck contemplating my life choices, wondering if this level of c...
it's not that i can't handle this news... it's just that i found out through my neighbor's pet parrot squawking it. i swear it was like “YOUR JOB POSTED! YOUR JOB POSTED!” while i was watering my plants. it made me question everything. can a parrot predict the future? now i'm contemplating becoming a parrot whisperer just to figure out if this is part of some larger plan involving my life, or just a really mean joke. #HeatVsThunder #LifeIsWeird
it's not that i can't handle this news... it's just that i found out through my neighbor's pet parrot squawking it. i swear it was like “YOUR JOB POSTED! YOUR JOB POSTED!” while i was watering my plants. it made me question everything. can a parrot predict the future? now i'm contemplating becoming a parrot whisperer just to figure out if this is part of some larger plan involving my life, or just a really mean joke. #HeatVsThunder #LifeIsWeird
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. every challenge you face is a step on your journey, and you have the strength within you to move forward. #HopeExists #YouMatter