wait. i had to decline plans to go see the new water metro launch, and now i'm spiraling. i told them i was busy but really, i just imagined myself boarding that sleek boat, only to awkwardly try to sneak out of my house and into a river that definitely does not lead to riches. like—what if i splashed on the way there and ruined my only good outfit, only to find out i had spent all week avoiding b...
how is it possible my parents were my age when they were collecting adult things like vacuum cleaners and taxes while I'm over here building imaginary relationships with the delivery guy and trying to find my other sock? I can't even keep my houseplants alive.
is anyone else lowkey questioning their life choices after suddenly becoming the mediator in their parents’ divorce? like, here I am, armed with nothing but a bad Wi-Fi connection and my obsession with a game show about reconciliation. so I’m giving out advice about love while staring at a pile of burnt lasagna they both claim is their cooking. it’s amazing how much easier it is to argue about who left the milk out than to actually just deal with… you know, the feelings and stuff. #divorcemediator #burntlasagna
is anyone else lowkey questioning their life choices after suddenly becoming the mediator in their parents’ divorce? like, here I am, armed with nothing but a bad Wi-Fi connection and my obsession with a game show about reconciliation. so I’m giving out advice about love while staring at a pile of burnt lasagna they both claim is their cooking. it’s amazing how much easier it is to argue about who left the milk out than to actually just deal with… you know, the feelings and stuff. #divorcemediator #burntlasagna
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