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the way that I just found out all the adults were literally just winging it, pretending they understood anything about taxes and mortgages. like, why does everyone act like they have this whole “adulting” thing down, when we all know they spend half their day googling “how to fold a fitted sheet”? honestly, I just realized we might all be in a giant role play, and I might as well pick my character...
it's not that i can't go out with you. it's just that i spent the last three days staring at my shoe collection like they are long-lost friends. i did a full inventory and now realize that my expensive habit of hoarding sneakers might be the real reason i'm avoiding social situations. i just can't face a third round of “why aren't you drinking?” while wearing my beautifully curated, but completely financially devastating, collection of laced regrets.
it's not that i can't go out with you. it's just that i spent the last three days staring at my shoe collection like they are long-lost friends. i did a full inventory and now realize that my expensive habit of hoarding sneakers might be the real reason i'm avoiding social situations. i just can't face a third round of “why aren't you drinking?” while wearing my beautifully curated, but completely financially devastating, collection of laced regrets.
it’s three am and i just spent thirty minutes analyzing a couple’s chemistry in a café video that went viral. they were drinking coffee, laughing, and then i realized, I’m planning their wedding. am i delusional for imagining what their first dance would look like? how do i care about people i don’t even know? meanwhile, my love life is colder than the forecast for the week. now the weather says i...