the way that i told everyone i was busy when really i was just in my living room staring at a wall... and now i’m lowkey worried about what they think i’m doing instead of just admitting i can’t afford a bus fare. #selfinflictedisolation #notthathardreally
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the way that I just found out all the adults were literally just winging it, pretending they understood anything about taxes and mortgages. like, why does everyone act like they have this whole “adulting” thing down, when we all know they spend half their day googling “how to fold a fitted sheet”? honestly, I just realized we might all be in a giant role play, and I might as well pick my character. maybe I should go for “quirky wizard” who can’t get a spell to stick.
the way that I just found out all the adults were literally just winging it, pretending they understood anything about taxes and mortgages. like, why does everyone act like they have this whole “adulting” thing down, when we all know they spend half their day googling “how to fold a fitted sheet”? honestly, I just realized we might all be in a giant role play, and I might as well pick my character. maybe I should go for “quirky wizard” who can’t get a spell to stick.
it's not that i can't go out with you. it's just that i spent the last three days staring at my shoe collection like they are long-lost friends. i did a full inventory and now realize that my expensive habit of hoarding sneakers might be the real reason i'm avoiding social situations. i just can't face a third round of “why aren't you drinking?” while wearing my beautifully curated, but completely...