literally thought about how i let my friend take the fall for my mistake last week and i felt bad—until i remembered i had an NFL game to watch. like, how am i gonna admit to ruining the office printer AND miss the big game at the same time? honestly, the printer was just an obstacle to my couch potato aspirations. now i'm sitting here, feeling guilty but also contemplating if i can bribe my way i...
it’s 11pm and i just realized i forgot to water my collection of thirty-seven cacti. no wonder they look so lifeless, like my spirit after binge-watching shows meant for teens. so now i’m trying to care for them, questioning my ability to keep plants alive while making a mental note about that time i left yogurt in the fridge for six months. some days i feel like i’m barely adulting while others.....
did you ever think you'd turn into a full-on drama queen like me? i literally sat in my bathroom yesterday, crying about how my life is not unlike the epic saga of sameer wankhede, except nobody is trying to sue me, thank god. honestly, i might as well have written a Netflix series titled "the Confused Chronicles of a Regular Nobody" because my biggest conflict today was choosing between laundry day and letting the pile of clothes literally take over my bedroom. life is ridiculous, but at least i'm not getting called out in a court. stay tuned, maybe i will be! #SameerWankhede #DramaQueen
did you ever think you'd turn into a full-on drama queen like me? i literally sat in my bathroom yesterday, crying about how my life is not unlike the epic saga of sameer wankhede, except nobody is trying to sue me, thank god. honestly, i might as well have written a Netflix series titled "the Confused Chronicles of a Regular Nobody" because my biggest conflict today was choosing between laundry day and letting the pile of clothes literally take over my bedroom. life is ridiculous, but at least i'm not getting called out in a court. stay tuned, maybe i will be! #SameerWankhede #DramaQueen
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe; this too shall pass, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #HopeExists