you know, when I heard about the arc deforester blue gate thing, I remembered that time I tried to decorate my bedroom as a forest scene. I mean, who knew my roommates would find forty-seven fake plants stuffed in every corner, like I was hoarding for an apocalypse instead of just wanting a little *magic*? now I'm manifesting for someone to take me out of this jungle of regret and bad DIY decision...
wait, so I got voluntold to work this weekend again. it's like my boss thinks I'm the only person who can find the ARC Deforester in some video game quest. meanwhile, I can’t even find my left shoe this morning, let alone an obscure NPC. honestly, I'm considering pretending I’m trapped in a virtual world just to escape this mess. can’t decide if it’s more sad that I feel this way, or if I’d genuin...
it’s 1 am and i’m scrolling through TikTok like it’s my life raft. suddenly, my best friend calls me in a panic about a "surprise" oracle in her life. you know, the kind that literally tells you nothing important? then she drops the bomb that she saw MY private story—screen-shotted by the guy i ghosted three months ago. talk about a life twist! i honestly can’t decide if i should laugh or scream, so here we are. #Oracle #lifeishumorless
it’s 1 am and i’m scrolling through TikTok like it’s my life raft. suddenly, my best friend calls me in a panic about a "surprise" oracle in her life. you know, the kind that literally tells you nothing important? then she drops the bomb that she saw MY private story—screen-shotted by the guy i ghosted three months ago. talk about a life twist! i honestly can’t decide if i should laugh or scream, so here we are. #Oracle #lifeishumorless
sometimes i wonder if i’m the jeremy sochan of my social circles. like, everyone is so polite about it but i can sense them eye-rolling as soon as i get too attached or accidentally send them fifteen texts in a row. last week, a friend casually said they were “doing their own thing,” and now i'm panicking, wondering if “own thing” means my frantic enthusiasm was just too much. i guess my red flag ...