ever been at a holiday dinner that spiraled into an intervention about your choices? yeah, so there i was, right next to the three bean salad, when my cousin started lecturing me on "life paths." apparently, buying every bizarre collectible spoon in sight isn’t a viable future. i looked him dead in the eyes and said, "some of us aim for quirky legacy, not retirement plans."
i had a moment of pure bliss at the coffee shop, flirting with the barista like it was a rom-com. then my private story about the date that didn't happen got screenshotted by my ex, who just so happens to be the barista’s best friend. picture their shocked face when they see my epic overshare and hear my order for ‘extra foam’ while they pretend to not know who i am. #HindustanCopper #Drama
you know, when I heard about the arc deforester blue gate thing, I remembered that time I tried to decorate my bedroom as a forest scene. I mean, who knew my roommates would find forty-seven fake plants stuffed in every corner, like I was hoarding for an apocalypse instead of just wanting a little *magic*? now I'm manifesting for someone to take me out of this jungle of regret and bad DIY decisions, but I'm still over here just texting, “ok” like it's enough for a heartfelt connection. I swear, if this arc deforester leads to love, I’m never decorating again. #ArcDeforesterBlueGate #DesperateDreams
you know, when I heard about the arc deforester blue gate thing, I remembered that time I tried to decorate my bedroom as a forest scene. I mean, who knew my roommates would find forty-seven fake plants stuffed in every corner, like I was hoarding for an apocalypse instead of just wanting a little *magic*? now I'm manifesting for someone to take me out of this jungle of regret and bad DIY decisions, but I'm still over here just texting, “ok” like it's enough for a heartfelt connection. I swear, if this arc deforester leads to love, I’m never decorating again. #ArcDeforesterBlueGate #DesperateDreams
wait, so I got voluntold to work this weekend again. it's like my boss thinks I'm the only person who can find the ARC Deforester in some video game quest. meanwhile, I can’t even find my left shoe this morning, let alone an obscure NPC. honestly, I'm considering pretending I’m trapped in a virtual world just to escape this mess. can’t decide if it’s more sad that I feel this way, or if I’d genuin...