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Rants: I literally found out my best friend told someone my secret about my obsession w…

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I found an old grocery list from two years ago and I was honestly SHOCKED at how ambitious I was back then. Like, I was literally planning to make homemade granola and kale chips. K A L E CHIPS. Who did I think I was? Now I can barely manage to make toast without calling for emergency support.

I literally found out my best friend told someone my secret about my obsession with collecting tiny hotel shampoo bottles. Now everyone thinks I am a weirdo who just hoards random plastic. Like, how do I explain I’m one mysterious bottle away from a whimsical bathroom spa?

I literally found out my best friend told someone my secret about my obsession with collecting tiny hotel shampoo bottles. Now everyone thinks I am a weirdo who just hoards random plastic. Like, how do I explain I’m one mysterious bottle away from a whimsical bathroom spa?

just got my screen time report and wow, it looks like i spent three hours yesterday crafting Wordle hints in my head instead of actually, you know, doing my job. like who am i kidding? the closest thing to a puzzle i solve is deciding what to eat for lunch while crying at a commercial. can’t believe i’d rather manifest being a Wordle master than tackle my to-do list. now my boss thinks i’m an over...