it's not that i have a fascination with THE MOST mundane tasks, it's just that i spent 20 minutes staring at my collection of refrigerator magnets. turns out i was looking for inspiration from a penguin holding a surfboard. i finally realized i was the problem when i accidentally introduced them all as my "hobbies" to my houseguest.
it’s not that I’m overthinking every little detail about the argument I had last week... it’s just that I had the chance to call someone “a sand castle built by the tide” and I let it slip away like I was auditioning for a role in my own worst nightmare. like, now I can’t even look at my snacks without wondering if they’re judging me for not using that one brilliant line. my fridge probably rememb...
did anyone else’s relatives compare them to the cousin who has a small indoor jungle and just bought a house with a SOLAR PANEL or is that just my family? like, yeah, she is saving the planet while i am over here saving my phone battery. i just took a five-minute break from playing pretend chef in my kitchen—guess i’m the unqualified judge of that meal that came out of a box, huh? at least my heart is healthy—no thanks to running after my Wi-Fi signal like it’s a fitness goal.
did anyone else’s relatives compare them to the cousin who has a small indoor jungle and just bought a house with a SOLAR PANEL or is that just my family? like, yeah, she is saving the planet while i am over here saving my phone battery. i just took a five-minute break from playing pretend chef in my kitchen—guess i’m the unqualified judge of that meal that came out of a box, huh? at least my heart is healthy—no thanks to running after my Wi-Fi signal like it’s a fitness goal.