day 67 of waiting to ask my neighbor if they still have my lawnmower… but apparently they’ve been using it as a prop in their new hobby—mower karaoke. caught a glimpse of them belting out ‘staying alive’ on the front lawn yesterday. now it's literally too late for a peaceful return; i’m stuck imagining my lawnmower in a rock band.
so i spent my whole last paycheck on the “dartmouth vs florida” game merch, convinced it would elevate my nonexistent social life. two days later, my boss asked me to lead a team meeting, and i wore a bright orange florida hoodie as if i was ready to take a victory lap. little did i know, that meeting was just to announce our layoffs. guess it’s just me and my hoodie now, plotting a revenge that i...
day 47 of me trusting the process and my dreams have evaporated into thin air. saw that new "realme 16 pro" box and just realized my entire salary went towards some overpriced coffee because I thought it’d help me stay awake for my useless job. ngl, I’d still be broke if it’s 200 or 2000 but that’s the beauty of adulthood, right? anyways, just sent my manager a lovely email—last line was “also, could I get my heart back?” #Realme16Pro #adulting
day 47 of me trusting the process and my dreams have evaporated into thin air. saw that new "realme 16 pro" box and just realized my entire salary went towards some overpriced coffee because I thought it’d help me stay awake for my useless job. ngl, I’d still be broke if it’s 200 or 2000 but that’s the beauty of adulthood, right? anyways, just sent my manager a lovely email—last line was “also, could I get my heart back?” #Realme16Pro #adulting
my boss casually told me “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed” after i emailed the wrong client a budget report. guess what? i never even saw the email. it got forwarded to the WHOLE office and now i'm basically the work version of that game between birmingham and southampton, you know where one team scores and then the other doesn’t capitalize on it? yeah, im the team that just missed the goal. n...