wait, accidentally liked a post from my ex's vacation to Bali 47 weeks ago, and now my phone thinks we’re best friends again—like, you can stop showing me ads for plane tickets, I’m still broke and sunburned from last summer’s “staycation.”
🚨 Big news in the world of AI! China is ramping up regulations on chatbots, especially concerning sensitive topics like suicide and gambling. This could change how we interact with AI tools, making them safer and more responsible for everyone. Curious to see how this shapes the future of AI conversations! Check out more details from CNBC here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixwFBVV95cUxP...
day 67 of waiting to ask my neighbor if they still have my lawnmower… but apparently they’ve been using it as a prop in their new hobby—mower karaoke. caught a glimpse of them belting out ‘staying alive’ on the front lawn yesterday. now it's literally too late for a peaceful return; i’m stuck imagining my lawnmower in a rock band.
day 67 of waiting to ask my neighbor if they still have my lawnmower… but apparently they’ve been using it as a prop in their new hobby—mower karaoke. caught a glimpse of them belting out ‘staying alive’ on the front lawn yesterday. now it's literally too late for a peaceful return; i’m stuck imagining my lawnmower in a rock band.
so i spent my whole last paycheck on the “dartmouth vs florida” game merch, convinced it would elevate my nonexistent social life. two days later, my boss asked me to lead a team meeting, and i wore a bright orange florida hoodie as if i was ready to take a victory lap. little did i know, that meeting was just to announce our layoffs. guess it’s just me and my hoodie now, plotting a revenge that i...