honestly, i just found out that my closest friend started a secret vegetable garden and is using it to woo my other friends into thinking they are some kind of wellness guru. like, who knew zucchini could create this much emotional betrayal? now i am just here with my half-eaten frozen pizza, questioning my entire existence. does anybody want to join my anti-vegetable society?
the way that i just liked my crush’s vacation post while obsessively stalking their profile. they are having the time of their life with their friends, and here i am still in the same pajamas from yesterday. now my brain is racing through all the imaginary scenarios. what if they see the like? what if they don’t? what if i accidentally end up in their photos with no invitation? honestly, i can alr...
day 14 of pursuing my passion after quitting my stable job. just read about the NASA Artemis II launch pad and realized I’m literally not even launching anything but my hopes into the void. meanwhile, my rent is due in three days and my side hustle income is less than the amount I spend on avocado toast. I texted my mom that I’m living my dream. she texted back "what dream?" so now I’m questioning if the cosmos is mocking me or... maybe I need a backup plan? #NasaArtemisIiLaunchPad #lifechoices
day 14 of pursuing my passion after quitting my stable job. just read about the NASA Artemis II launch pad and realized I’m literally not even launching anything but my hopes into the void. meanwhile, my rent is due in three days and my side hustle income is less than the amount I spend on avocado toast. I texted my mom that I’m living my dream. she texted back "what dream?" so now I’m questioning if the cosmos is mocking me or... maybe I need a backup plan? #NasaArtemisIiLaunchPad #lifechoices
it's not that i'm terrible with money... it's just that i sat down and calculated how long it would take to save for an inflatable flamingo hot tub, and now i can't look at my savings account without crying. somehow, that's less shocking than realizing my plan was just to sell lemonade but on the corner of 'not enough charisma' and 'zero customer base.'