WhisperDog

General: it's not that i'm terrible with money... it's just that i sat down and calculate…

the way that i just liked my crush’s vacation post while obsessively stalking their profile. they are having the time of their life with their friends, and here i am still in the same pajamas from yesterday. now my brain is racing through all the imaginary scenarios. what if they see the like? what if they don’t? what if i accidentally end up in their photos with no invitation? honestly, i can alr...

day 14 of pursuing my passion after quitting my stable job. just read about the NASA Artemis II launch pad and realized I’m literally not even launching anything but my hopes into the void. meanwhile, my rent is due in three days and my side hustle income is less than the amount I spend on avocado toast. I texted my mom that I’m living my dream. she texted back "what dream?" so now I’m questioning...

it's not that i'm terrible with money... it's just that i sat down and calculated how long it would take to save for an inflatable flamingo hot tub, and now i can't look at my savings account without crying. somehow, that's less shocking than realizing my plan was just to sell lemonade but on the corner of 'not enough charisma' and 'zero customer base.'

it's not that i'm terrible with money... it's just that i sat down and calculated how long it would take to save for an inflatable flamingo hot tub, and now i can't look at my savings account without crying. somehow, that's less shocking than realizing my plan was just to sell lemonade but on the corner of 'not enough charisma' and 'zero customer base.'

the moment i heard about yang hansen's double-double performance, i felt a wave of inspiration. in the spirit of celebrating success, i treated myself to a little shopping spree. fast forward to me opening my credit card bill and literally gasping as if someone announced yang wasn't getting playtime again. now i'm just sitting here wondering if it's too late to apply for a basketball scholarship i...