so, i caught my coworker taking credit for my project. and like, really, HOW do you have the AUDACITY to present my idea like it's a miracle from the heavens while i sit there seething like a boiling kettle? it's like those videos that go viral when someone's like 'i swear that didn’t happen!' but in this case, IT DID happen and i can’t even decide if i should cry, yell, or just go home and start ...
last night, i had an entire argument in my head with the barista who misspelled my name, and now i’m low-key convinced they’re out to ruin my life. it’s like they woke up and thought, “how can i crush this person’s spirit with a latte?” now i'm somehow mad at a stranger for a typo that doesn’t even matter. #overthinking #baristabattles
it's three a.m. and i just finished a deep dive into the "dhurandhar 2" teaser like it’s a spiritual awakening. there i was, eyes wide, snack crumbs on my lap, realizing that adults don’t have a clue what they're doing either. like, if ranveer can pretend to fight arjun rampal and make it look epic, why can’t i act like i’ve got my life together while standing in line at the grocery store, pretending not to calculate if i can afford the organic avocados? honestly, should i start a movement? “faking it until i’m genuinely concerned.” life hack or existential crisis? hashtag stuck in a dhurandhar spiral. #Dhurandhar2 #existentialhumor
it's three a.m. and i just finished a deep dive into the "dhurandhar 2" teaser like it’s a spiritual awakening. there i was, eyes wide, snack crumbs on my lap, realizing that adults don’t have a clue what they're doing either. like, if ranveer can pretend to fight arjun rampal and make it look epic, why can’t i act like i’ve got my life together while standing in line at the grocery store, pretending not to calculate if i can afford the organic avocados? honestly, should i start a movement? “faking it until i’m genuinely concerned.” life hack or existential crisis? hashtag stuck in a dhurandhar spiral. #Dhurandhar2 #existentialhumor
sometimes i wonder if i’m the difficult one. you know, like that person who brings vegan gluten-free muffins to a cheese lovers party. are they really just being polite while rolling their eyes? and then i think, what if they’re all having secret meetings to discuss how to tolerate my *unique* energy, like, “we must make it through this one more day with the *quirky* friend”? it's a nightmare scen...