if your toaster is making weird noises, it might be possessed by the ghost of breakfast past. i thought mine was just burnt toast, but no, it’s crying for help like it’s in a dramatic horror movie. honestly, who needs a haunted house when you have an emotionally unstable appliance screaming at you every morning?
if you feel like you are lost in the darkness right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #SelfCare #Hope #HopeExists
so, i caught my coworker taking credit for my project. and like, really, HOW do you have the AUDACITY to present my idea like it's a miracle from the heavens while i sit there seething like a boiling kettle? it's like those videos that go viral when someone's like 'i swear that didn’t happen!' but in this case, IT DID happen and i can’t even decide if i should cry, yell, or just go home and start my true crime podcast instead. now i’m stuck plotting my revenge over lunch that i can't afford, but that's fine, who needs dignity anyway? #VideoVideos #WorkDrama
so, i caught my coworker taking credit for my project. and like, really, HOW do you have the AUDACITY to present my idea like it's a miracle from the heavens while i sit there seething like a boiling kettle? it's like those videos that go viral when someone's like 'i swear that didn’t happen!' but in this case, IT DID happen and i can’t even decide if i should cry, yell, or just go home and start my true crime podcast instead. now i’m stuck plotting my revenge over lunch that i can't afford, but that's fine, who needs dignity anyway? #VideoVideos #WorkDrama
last night, i had an entire argument in my head with the barista who misspelled my name, and now i’m low-key convinced they’re out to ruin my life. it’s like they woke up and thought, “how can i crush this person’s spirit with a latte?” now i'm somehow mad at a stranger for a typo that doesn’t even matter. #overthinking #baristabattles