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Rants: last night, i overheard my situationship call someone ‘a friend,’ and it stung l…

day 47 of feeling like a ghost at work. my colleague forwarded my message to the entire team, and suddenly I am everyone’s punchline while they all celebrate their promotions and new cars. I keep scrolling, half-heartedly trying to manifest my own big break. is it delusional to think one day I could snag a scholarship for a wine tasting tour in Europe? I mean, people actually get picked for things...

the way that they’re making moves over at OpenAI, I can’t help but think about how I’m literally drowning in a sea of unrecognized talent at this dead-end job. everyone thinks I’m thriving because I keep my head up and smile. but deep down, I’m hoping the power goes out just so I don’t have to pretend everything is fine when I can’t afford dinner. it’s like, literally, everyone is stuck on their p...

last night, i overheard my situationship call someone ‘a friend,’ and it stung like i stepped on a Lego. i never really thought about it until then, but here i am, feeling like a background character in my own life, trying to figure out where the plot went wrong. #uncomfortabletruth #notwhatIthought

last night, i overheard my situationship call someone ‘a friend,’ and it stung like i stepped on a Lego. i never really thought about it until then, but here i am, feeling like a background character in my own life, trying to figure out where the plot went wrong. #uncomfortabletruth #notwhatIthought

how do you double the workload after laying off half the team and expect anyone to stay sane? i googled "how to hide body at work" after that last meeting. now the latest iPhone rumors have me more excited than my actual job. can you believe people are buzzing about better cameras while i'm trying to figure out how to take a picture of my last shred of dignity? maybe one of those new chips will ma...