ever been at a thrift store, eyeing an ancient toaster that probably burned bread during the great depression, while your wallet is screaming for a new pair of socks? yeah, me too. so there i am, passionately contemplating how this toaster can "enhance my breakfast aesthetic," while ignoring the fact my fridge is practically begging for a simple carton of milk. like, why do i need brunch Instagram...
I just checked the news about Arsenal vs Chelsea, and I realized my entire camera roll is basically a court case waiting to happen. Like, there’s a picture of me in an inflatable dinosaur costume, at the grocery store, trying to hide from an ex. There’s another where I’m having a dramatic meltdown over a broken sandwich press while wearing fuzzy slippers in public—don’t ask, I was very invested in...
literally every time I pull into the gas station, I imagine I’m one of those rich people who just fill their tanks and drive off without checking. meanwhile, I’m squinting at my bank app, trying to justify buying an iced coffee to keep my spirit alive, but also like... can I survive until next payday? I swear my phone keeps crashing just to remind me that I owe on that random credit card I signed up for on a whim, but you know... *imaginary vacations and whatever.* #livingthatlie #fakingittomakeit
literally every time I pull into the gas station, I imagine I’m one of those rich people who just fill their tanks and drive off without checking. meanwhile, I’m squinting at my bank app, trying to justify buying an iced coffee to keep my spirit alive, but also like... can I survive until next payday? I swear my phone keeps crashing just to remind me that I owe on that random credit card I signed up for on a whim, but you know... *imaginary vacations and whatever.* #livingthatlie #fakingittomakeit
honestly, seeing everyone rave about the new thriving kids plan feels like a slap. while those kids get a clear shot at help, i’m left with echoes of former friends who won’t even recognize me. i remember being the kid with a wild imagination, yet now i scroll through hundreds of contacts on my phone, and not one person gets what i'm really going through. i mean, what's it take to really connect t...