no because my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on a friday at four pm. i’ve seen horror movies with less suspense. now im over here thinking it might be about that email i accidentally sent to the whole company, titled "why i think we should adopt a pet rock policy." meanwhile, the heat is ON in the office but the thunder's booming in my anxiety-filled brain. let me be dramatic and say the thunder...
wait, just calculated how different my life could have been if I had chosen to pursue being a professional juggler instead of taking that office job. picture this: me, in a big top tent, surrounded by adoring fans, instead of staring at a spreadsheet praying for 5 PM. but now, I can’t even catch a tennis ball. so when I saw Heat outlast the Thunder, all I could think was that the only juggling I’m...
honestly, I moved cities for someone who decided to ghost me three months in. I unpacked my entire life and promptly watched all my plants die because I forgot to water them, while rethinking every life choice that led me to the point where I literally took out a lease for this - I mean, I’m still using that fancy coffee maker I bought because I thought it would impress them. now it just haunts me every morning. #adultingfail #whydididothis
honestly, I moved cities for someone who decided to ghost me three months in. I unpacked my entire life and promptly watched all my plants die because I forgot to water them, while rethinking every life choice that led me to the point where I literally took out a lease for this - I mean, I’m still using that fancy coffee maker I bought because I thought it would impress them. now it just haunts me every morning. #adultingfail #whydididothis
so, I walked into this store to grab some air freshener, right? then I saw a sale on novelty mugs. like, why do I need a mug shaped like a wizard? and here I am—this mug is now my best friend, but it doesn't even fit in my cupboard. I was up all night imagining my life as a wizard… drinking coffee out of a magical goblet while contemplating my actual existence. can someone explain to me why I didn...