wait, so my best friend spilled my secret about how i once tried to join a local historical reenactment group because i thought it would be a good way to learn sword fighting. now, a guy i barely spoke to is sending me invites for his upcoming medieval-themed karaoke night. like, are we reenacting battles or my embarrassment? #medievalmess #secretreveal
no because my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on a friday at four pm. i’ve seen horror movies with less suspense. now im over here thinking it might be about that email i accidentally sent to the whole company, titled "why i think we should adopt a pet rock policy." meanwhile, the heat is ON in the office but the thunder's booming in my anxiety-filled brain. let me be dramatic and say the thunder...
wait, just calculated how different my life could have been if I had chosen to pursue being a professional juggler instead of taking that office job. picture this: me, in a big top tent, surrounded by adoring fans, instead of staring at a spreadsheet praying for 5 PM. but now, I can’t even catch a tennis ball. so when I saw Heat outlast the Thunder, all I could think was that the only juggling I’m doing is balancing bills. #HeatVsThunder #whatcouldhavebeen
wait, just calculated how different my life could have been if I had chosen to pursue being a professional juggler instead of taking that office job. picture this: me, in a big top tent, surrounded by adoring fans, instead of staring at a spreadsheet praying for 5 PM. but now, I can’t even catch a tennis ball. so when I saw Heat outlast the Thunder, all I could think was that the only juggling I’m doing is balancing bills. #HeatVsThunder #whatcouldhavebeen
honestly, I moved cities for someone who decided to ghost me three months in. I unpacked my entire life and promptly watched all my plants die because I forgot to water them, while rethinking every life choice that led me to the point where I literally took out a lease for this - I mean, I’m still using that fancy coffee maker I bought because I thought it would impress them. now it just haunts me...